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    Are You My Mother, err… Father?

    So I’m driving home yesterday and someone had called my celly while I was at work and left me a voicemail.  I hadn’t ever seen the number before and I set my phone aside for a bit to enjoy one of RJ Reynolds finest while I was sitting in traffic.  I forgot about the voicemail for about 15 minutes or so when I got bored sitting on the road and decided to give it a listen. “Hello, this message is for Ryan Morgan.  This is suchandsuch (can’t remember her name) from Dr. Burns office.  We just need you to call us back about a paternity thing. You can reach us…